my brother made a ‘hammock’ and has been watching tv like that for an hour
im all about that life
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
There’s a couple of ladies out there who got paid to rub Bradley Cooper’s face
high five to you, ladies
look at you, living the dream
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
